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laughfloor:

I slept with your mom because I’m sexy like that.

I smoked with Paris Hilton cause hoes keep stealing my tacos

(Source: ivy606)

1. if-we-were-kidz reblogged this from laughfloor
2. askstripedhearts likes this
3. brecandy2 reblogged this from laughfloor
4. vargynjan reblogged this from dimensionalcucumber and added:

   I shanked a hippie because I’m sexy like that (fucking perfect!!!)

5. dimensionalcucumber reblogged this from sonataoceanwaves and added:

   I cuddled with a glass of milk because I’m a pimp.

6. sonataoceanwaves reblogged this from wetwoolies and added:

   I stabbed a condom because I have abs.

7. fyretrk reblogged this from wetwoolies and added:

   I needed a dog because I’m sexy like that

8. wetwoolies reblogged this from carryonwaywardasshole and added:

   I needed your mom because I love to snort cocaine.

9. carryonwaywardasshole reblogged this from ivy606 and added:

   I shanked a glass of milk because I’m sexy like that xD

10. carryonwaywardasshole likes this
11. exlegis reblogged this from lavenderpotato
12. drawing-from-the-sea reblogged this from captainhaddock14 and added:

    I shanked a hippie because I’m a pimp…. Because…you know, pimps and hippies hate each other :I

13. captainhaddock14 reblogged this from comickit
14. firstdoctorwhom reblogged this from ifonly4memories and added:

    I needed a french fry because i’ve got abs

15. im-not-a-princess-but-im-someone reblogged this from theflowersofred
16. im-not-a-princess-but-im-someone likes this
17. theflowersofred reblogged this from comickit and added:

    i ate the kool-aid man because i’m a pimp :0

18. ibored16 reblogged this from laughfloor and added:

    a pimp …….. YIKES! 9 Feb, wearing blue, black or pink would’ve been awesome xD

19. drisn reblogged this from cranberrysweet
20. cranberrysweet reblogged this from fairywingsandarmyboots and added:

    I ran naked with my best friend because I love marijuana -______- wow LOL

21. im-gonna-wear-it-as-a-wormstache likes this
22. thematterofperception reblogged this from gamer-mares-arcade-haven and added:

    I cuddled with a homeless guy because I’m good in bed. Fuck me. This hobo better be hot.

23. sablelighter reblogged this from laughfloor and added:

    I ran naked with a stripper because I’m sexy like that.

24. mitcheell likes this
25. justadean reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:

    I ran shirtless with a bum because I’ve got abs

26. tarzanjesus94 reblogged this from seaninprogress and added:

    I smoked with a toothbrush because I’m sexy like that

27. homicidal-introvert reblogged this from fluffyrobi and added:

    I ate a teletubby because I’m sexy like that

28. imlaughingbutimdeadserious likes this
29. sktine reblogged this from snowybreezepony and added:

    i smoked with a drink because i’m sexy like that vat.

30. moenobear reblogged this from ghira-butt and added:

    I shanked an easter egg because I have AMAZING boobs. …what.

31. linkcesticles reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:

    I banged a bowl of cereal because hoes keep stealing my tacos… Accurate.

32. dysffunctional reblogged this from mewling-over-meulin and added:

    I ran naked with my dog because i have amazing boobs

33. suzamster reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:

    I banged a bowl of cereal because I’m a pimp. I’m eating cereal right now…what does this mean? Guys? Guys?!

34. mewling-over-meulin reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:

    I needed a drink because I love to snort cocaine. Great I’m an alchoholic and a substance abuser.

35. crazyemeralddragons likes this
36. lea-lemon reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:

    I smocked with your mom because I’m gay. Hmhm, it makes sense after all.

37. lea-lemon likes this
38. ghira-butt reblogged this from ruleroftwili and added:

    I banged a homeless guy because I don’t like the way (s)he looked at me. What????? XD

39. patto-senpain reblogged this from shadeyooc and added:

    I shot a drink because I’m sexy like that. PERFECT SENSE. Also, true.

40. shouldhavewatchedthoseeyes reblogged this from alwaysshinebrighter
41. patto-senpain likes this
42. thedarkhero-rp reblogged this from shadeyooc and added:

    [[I shanked my lover because I have AMAZING boobs. ]]

43. daveri reblogged this from asklord-ghirahim and added:

    (I slept with my lover because I’m a pimp. lolwut))

44. ask-thedarkhero likes this
45. shadeyooc reblogged this from ask-the-heros-shade
46. ruleroftwili reblogged this from asklord-ghirahim and added:

    I needed a homo because hoes keep stealing my tacos…….

47. feorin reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:

    I banged a dog because I’m sexy like that. (lol wut?)

48. the-power-of-pinesol likes this
49. lavenderpotato reblogged this from asklord-ghirahim and added:

    I cuddled with a mop because I’m good in bed.

50. observe-the-void reblogged this from ivegotthetriforce and added:

    I needed your mom because I’m a pimp

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